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Oh my goodness, I believe like I’m a sexy 15-year-old rabid fangirl again.
Earlier this month, the highly anticipated internet dating sim concept, Dream father, was launched. Created by games Grumps, the cheesy relationship game focuses on a single dad together with his almost off-to-college daughter just who locates themselves in a neighborhood filled with date-able dads*.
And even though there is a large number of dad hearts to steal, the worthiest dad try the one and only Craig Cahn, aka physical fitness father, aka DAMN DADDY.
Let’s start from inception: you will be , a mild-mannered solitary father whom only moved inside region along with your eighteen-year-old girl, Amanda. You’re making the rounds as soon as you encounter Craig Cahn (voiced by NateWantsToBattle), the old school roommate. You’re legitimately amazed, because guy your when realized — Keg-Stand Craig, just who as soon as downed a whole bottle of marinara sauce because he labeled as they a “smoothie” — is actually a SWOLE AF dad of three, complete with a brilliant attractive kid secured to his torso (you understand, for resistance training).
Nice. Thus he’s obviously an Asian Adonis and way too pure for this planet. Nevertheless gets better: his ol’ college girlfriend-turned-wife, “Smashley”, is no longer during the picture, because they have divorced this past year. Very uhh… daddy’s unmarried, and we’re prepared socialize. When he asks you to choose your to view him train his girl’ softball games, we move within possiblity to read Craig Cahn in action. Hot, hot, softball mentor motion.
Umm, okay, therefore he’s a hot butt softball mentor single dad just who helps make incredibly lovable youngsters. In which have he come all our schedules. Regrettably, he’s continuously becoming strike on by the softball moms. Janet, Martha, and the others want their legitimately bangin’ father bod, and even though we actually can’t pin the blame on them, that dad bod is going to be ours… whenever we play our cards best. However the mothers persist, and persuade you to all accumulate to the vehicles and visit Thirsty’s Pizza to spend more times with your.
After ducking and dodging the THOT moms being cast his means, Craig Cahn becomes roped into playing DDR (big turn-on) by their young ones and now we go perform pinball with ours. Sooner or later, we sneak out, leaving Briar and Hazel, Craig’s twins, with pals for a sleepover, and my girl pushes herself homes. At long last — we have Craig Cahn’s undivided interest. He takes you back again to the softball industry in which we throw a ball around. We catch up, writing about our kids, his mentoring period, with his perform (he works an athleisure wear providers), when — OH NO — we’re hit by the baseball right in the facial skin! Craig rushes to see if we’re okay, and, any time you select correctly, he’ll HUG things GREATER SJKDIJHWW OWFJSN KJ#*)ROIHWS.
HOLY SHIT GUYS FATHER KISSED US. end up being STILL our HEART.
2-3 weeks pass and a few extra times result — typically techniques, but we do check-out BRUNch (running, next brunch).
Eventually, we make intends to camp alone together, as Craig merely so burned-out from looking after everyone and requirements to de-stress. We install camp and decide to go for a hike, and after producing a few father laughs about a tree that looks like a butt, we come to a waterfall — a waterfall that looks hella fun to jump from to the pool below. So Craig really does many logical thing feasible and STRIPS AS A RESULT OF their BOXERS. So we is expected when we want to take a look at his buttocks — ENJOY THAT’S EVEN A QUESTION. HELL YES WE SHOULD NOTE THAT BUTT. 11111. 11!1.
*nosebleeds*
So after jumping off falls and going back once again to camp, we read some actually important reasons for having Craig — for one, even though he’s have a killer bod, big kids, and a fantastic work, he’s merely… sick. Like, exhausted. Handling everyone at their expenses has actually truly come putting on your all the way down, and he’s needs to feeling overloaded. We believe for your, clearly — we’re wanting to feel a good bro — but we feel… something else entirely. Anything… much more.